Friday, July 30, 2010
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Top Ten Things to do at a Wedding
10. Give the statistic that nearly 50% of marriages end in divorce
If you are looking for an awkward conversation, say this at the newly Weds’ table. If it seems like everyone is laughing and taking it as a joke, don’t worry they are thinking about it now. Your job is done.
9. Make an objection
Chaplin: Does anybody object that these two get married in Holy Matrimony?
You: I object. I always kinda sorta had a crush on you, Melissa, and if you get married it would totally kill me, and pretty much end my chances.
Note-If Melissa if related to you, be ready for people to ask you if you need therapy.
8. Make a toast
You can make this serious or funny. But, it will always be a surprise (if you aren’t the maid or man of honor). If you do it right, they might be making a toast to you later that night. Nice.
7. Pull a “27 Dresses”
In “27 Dresses” the guy says, “When everyone is waiting and looking for the bride to come down the aisle, I look back at the guy who is gonna marry her, and to try to imagine how he feels.” So the when the bride is coming down the aisle make sure to take a peak back at the groom, and if any ladies happen to be looking back at him, as well, you have an instant conversation starter. Congratulations.
6. Ask the groom if he is nervous
If you want to make that 50% of marriages end in divorce conversation that much more inappropriate and awkward, ask the groom if he is nervous, don’t say another word.
5. Act like a wedding crasher when you’re not
Be extremely loud, do all the things that the guys in the movie did, but be very obvious. Sporadically, shout out rules, along with their number. It always helps to have a partner. Grandpa Joe perhaps? You and Granps Joe, will be the hit of the wedding, and you might even get lucky…with your second cousin.
4. Eat
Free Food! Eat like a king, you see that huge cake? All that is left over will be stuck in the newly Wed’s fridge. Do you want them to get fat? Of course not, do your job and down at least 10 slices. Be careful on the dance floor afterwards.
3. Dance
Time to breakout the funky chicken. Get on the dance floor and groove your booty off to those classic romantic tunes. Other important dances: the sprinkler, the dice roll, and if you are daring, the worm.
2. Explore the Wedding facility
No mater where this Wedding is there are bound to be some doors you aren’t supposed to open and some rooms that you aren’t supposed to go in. You might find 20 bucks or even better 20 dear, or even better hidden treasure. More important, wherever you may be it is always important to know where the secret rooms are.
1. Ask the waitress how she’s related to the Newly Wed’s
Waitress: Steak or Chicken?
You: How do you know the Newly Weds?
Waitress: Umm, I work here.
You: Oh, you must be on the bride’s side. I’m the groom’s best friend. I love what you’re wearing.
Waitress: Oh, umm, thanks, it’s my uniform. But, I’m a waitress, I work here.
You: Oh I get it, so you don’t know anybody here?
Waitress: Nope, do you want chicken or steak?
You: I’ll take the chicken. (Creepily) I guess that means we aren’t related?
Guaranteed hook up.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Top Ten Things to do on a Bus Ride
10. License Plate Game
This one is especially fun if you are crossing state borders. The scoring goes as follows:
5-4: You have successfully accomplished your mission
3-2: You are obviously not the favorite child in your family
1: I must ask you a question, and please take it seriously, what are you doing with your life?
9. Ponder
Nothing like looking out onto a highway and thinking about all aspects of the world. And if you think hard enough and then right your thoughts down, maybe you’ll come up with a clever top ten?
8. Develop a story about your bus driver
Mine was born in Guam. He was always the best student in his class. Determined. He dreamed of one day moving to the US, become a lawyer. At 19, he made his dream coming to America a reality. The only job open at the time was one as a bus driver, he decided to lie on his application and got the job. Afraid that the company didn’t believe him he quickly developed a fake Boston accent that he still uses today. Incredible guy.
7. Act like you are on a plane
The setting is very similar, go up to the front of the bus and ask questions such as: “When is the beverage cart coming through?”, “Do we have an in-flight movies?”, or “How high are we cruising right now?” I guarantee that he will respond in a sarcastic tone or with an extremely harsh insult .
6. Wave to passing cars
The goal is to get as many waves back as possible. For scoring see #10. I must warn you, if you playing this game with a friend it can quickly escalade to mooning. And that’s just plane inappropriate, yet equally hilarious.
5. Sing “Wheels on the bus”
I double dare you. As someone with experience doing this, I will give you another guarantee, that you will be surprised by the result.
4. Ask somebody in a similar seat to switch seats with you
Ask the person right across the aisle to switch. If they ask why? say you get motion sickness. If they respond, “Well if you get motion sickness in that seat, wouldn’t you get it in this seat?” Your answer—your best pretend throw up noise. Work’s like a charm. If you are truly daring, then once you are both settled let out the pretend throw up noise again and ask, “Can we switch back?”
3. Explore the 2x2 bathroom in the back
One time my friend found 5 bucks back there. Caution do not use the toilet. If you don’t already know why, then just take my word for it. Please.
2. Sleep
Let’s be honest it is ridiculously hard to have an awesome time on a bus (unless you’re on a party bus, of course). But if you are asleep you can have a dream that you are on a party bus. Boom.
1.Look at the signs in the front of the bus
Okay so every bus will have a first-aid kid and safety procedures up there. But some bus drivers will personalize the front. Sign such as: “I have a wife and 3 kids at home, please don’t make me clean up after you too.”, “If you complain about my driving, I will be more than glad to give up the wheel.”, or “Vote Republican or you are kicked off the bus.” Are particularly refreshing and can give you a couple chucks on that long ride.
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Top Ten Ways to get out of a Conversation
10. Pretend your calculator is a phone and you have a call
This is only necessary if you do not have a cell phone on you. Let’s say for example sake, you are walking out of math class, that girl who is drooling on your desk everyday asks you, “Jimmy, what was the homework, I totally missed it, could you tell me, that would be so great, blah, blah, blah.” Not to worry, your response, “Hold on, I have a call.” At this point, you pick up the calculator press it to your ear and say, “Yeah. Uh-huh. No way! I’ll be right over.” Conversation averted. Other things that work well are: bananas, small books, or your shoe.
9. Make them look the other way
You: Oh my gosh, there is an elephant!
Annoyer: Where?
You have a split second to sprint out of there. This worked in 2nd grade, why wouldn’t it work now?
8. Say an amazing joke
There’s nothing like telling a great joke. There is not like telling a great joke in a middle of a terrible conversation. At that point realize that the conversation will not get any better and get your butt out of there. Your closing words, “Thank you! Good night! Drive home safely.”
7. Say you have to go the bathroom
Oldest trick in the book. This can be used in two ways. You can either excuse yourself and try to find a bathroom. Or you can simply drop your pants and poop right there. Nobody would ever continue talk with you after you poop right in front of them. This will give you a pretty negative rep, but what do you care you got out of the conversation. Personally, I’d go with the first option.
6. Scream Something
Examples: Pickles, Fried Dough, Caterpillar, Ulysses S. Grant, Defenestrate, Monkey, Jamba Juice.
Scream on of these random words and the conversation is bound to stop and boom, you can leave.
Stay away from: Fire, Hi Jack (Hijack), any word that is considered offensive to any group of people.
Screaming one of these would end with you getting arrested and/or getting beat up.
5. Faint
A real faint will get you out of the conversation quicker, but a fake faint can also do the trick. The downside, your body feels the effects of gravity and it will hurt a lot, also you will probably have a conversation with them later when you choose to come out of your fake faint. Upside, you get a couple of minutes to yourself and the conversation topic has completely changed. You’ve done your job.
4. Tell them that at this exact time you always have a meeting with Spiderman
Let them know that at whatever time it currently is plus 15 minutes you have a meeting with Spiderman. Nobody would ever stop you from having a meeting with Spiderman, that’s just immoral.
3. Slap someone in the face
Are you bored with this conversation? Do you wish that this person would just stop talking? Smack them right in the face. He will be so shocked that he will shut up. At this point you have a decision. Choice A. walk away, because you don’t want to be a part of this conversation anyway. Or Choice B. direct the conversation to yourself, start talking about something that you want to talk about.
2. Say you have a flight to catch
The airport is an environment that is full of stress and everyone sympathizes with someone who has to go catch a flight. The conversation would go a little like this:
Annoyer: So everything sucks. My life sucks…
You: Oh, is today Tuesday?
Annoyer: No it’s Wednesday.
You: I gotta catch a flight!
Annoyer: Where are you headed?
You: Cuba
Annoyer: Don’t we have an embargo with them.
You: It’s a long story, I gotta get moving!
Annoyer: I totally understand we’ll do this another time.
Annnnnd you’re out!
1. Be completely blunt and honest
While in the moment it seems insensitive and inconsiderate, in the end people would always rather honesty. For example:
Annoyer: So I mean I think she is kinda pretty, but not nearly as pretty as she thinks she is, you know?
You: Actually I don’t know. I gotta tell you, I don’t care at all about what you are saying, I think you are extremely superficial and extremely boring, you kinda smell bad too. Oh, also, remember when you thought you lost your iPod? Yeah, I stole it.
Annoyer: Umm, okay.
You: Well, I’m going to leave now, because I believe being near you is making me stupider by the second. Have a nice day.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Top Ten Under 30 Second Cosmo Kramer Clips
Cosmo Kramer may be the most outrageous and amazing character ever created. Here is a 10 part snipet of his life. Enjoy. (Click the title to view the clips)
Ever wonder where that fender bender came from?
DMVs are so organized and efficient.
Reason #27 to never fall asleep in a tanning bed.
It ain't easy being Santa
Shower's are very complex.
"Look at it! Look at it!"
This clip taught me irony.
"My name is Bob!"
"Am I?" "Is it?" "Can it?"
"His buttock is sublime." -Calvin Klein
Monday, July 19, 2010
Top Ten Bowtie Wearers of All-Time #10 Steve Jobs in the 80s
Look at that handsome man with the double-breasted jacket. Sporting a bowtie of course. Who would have thought that he would bring us the iPod, the iPhone, go completely bald, the iPad, and other stuff that we really, really need. You might question: could he have had those amazing ideas if he never wore a bowtie? Answer: no.
Top Ten Bowtie Wearers of All-Time #9 Donald Duck
Donald Duck answered all the critics, when they asked, “Can you wear a bowtie with a polo?” Donald’s response, “Of course you can.”
Top Ten Bowtie Wearers of All-Time #8 Dhani Jones
This man is the classiest linebacker in the NFL. If he is classy and wears a bowtie and you hope to be classy. Then by the transitive property you should probably wear a bowtie. The last episode of “Dhani Tackles the Globe” featured a clip of Dhani beating up a man wearing a regular tie saying, “Do you not realize you are destroying the environment, while looking like a classless jerk?” What a classy guy.
Top Ten Bowtie Wearers of All-Time #7 Andre 3000
When’s the last time you wore that safari hat? When’s the last you wore overalls? When the last time you wore that safari hat with overalls, with a bowtie? Never, you say? Then you are obviously not as cool as Andre 3000.
Top Ten Bowtie Wearers of All-Time #6 Cat in the Hat
You thought Donald Duck was confident in his bowtie wearing abilities? When critics asked this Cat in a bowtie, “You really think it’s normal to wear a bowtie without a shirt?” His response was, “Of course. But only with a top hat, You cannot top that.”
Top Ten Bowtie Wearers of All-Time #5 Bill Nye the Science Guy
Growing up watching Bill Nye the Science Guy we were all so blown away by his amazing scientific tricks, but, not only was he experimenting with chemicals, as children we neglected to see that he was also experimenting with bowties. But now that we are older, I pay attention to the more important stuff…I mean we.
Top Ten Bowtie Wearers of All-Time #4 Orville Redenbacher
Whenever you sat down for a movie with a friend, maybe even that special friend, if you decided to enjoy some delicious popcorn while you viewed the feature, there was a third party present on that living room sofa…wearing a bowtie. Yeah, that’s right that night with Lisa watching “The Notebook”, yeah, Mr. Redenbacher saw the whole thing, sporting his bowtie.
Top Ten Bowtie Wearers of All-Time #3 Pee-Wee Herman
So he turned out to be a bit of a jerk off, but we’re not talking about Paul Reubens, we’re talking about Pee-wee Herman. He was our favorite childhood funny man and we all tried to imitate his famous laugh, failing miserably. At the end of every one of his adventure movies everyone would say, “Man I wish I could tie a bowtie.”
Top Ten Bowtie Wearers of All-Time #2 Winston Chruchill
The man who gave us famous quotes of wisdom such as, “To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often,” or “The father backward you look, the farther forward you are likely to see,” or even “We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give,” also blessed us with this ingenious one about bowties, “If you don’t wear bowties, then you’re just dumb.”
Top Ten Bowtie Wearers of All-Time #1 Mickey Mouse
When it came time to impress Mini, you bet your favorite bowtie Mickey was wearing a bowtie. When you see the most famous cartoon character in the history of the world sport a bowtie when it comes time for a formal event, then, if you are human, you should have a strong inclination to begin wearing them yourself. Imitate what you see on tv, nothing bad has ever happened from that.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Top Ten Places to put Your Pencil
10. Liquid Measuring Cup
Come on! When are you ever going to actually cook something that requires you to measure liquids? Look at all those pencils on the ground, they want to be organized.
9. Pocket
Ok so putting the pencil in the pocket seems like a great idea. Which indeed it is, but make sure that you do not get bumped in the side too hard, because that will lead to a rip in your pocket and lead in your thigh. Which blows. And is a health risk.
8. Inside jacket pocket
“Oh gosh, where did I put my pencil, does anyone have an extra? Do you have an extra?” Yes you do and you have your pencil tucked neatly in your jacket pocket.
Your response: Why yes I do. (Pulling pencil out of pocket)
Her response: Oh my gosh, thank you soooo much, I totally owe you one.
Yes she does. God you’re smooth.
7. Smallest zipper pocket of your backpack
Convenience. That’s what we’re all about here at TheRealRankings. The more convenient, the more…better.
6. Shirt pocket
This more convenient than you jacket pocket (hence the better score), yet the draw back is that you kind of look like a dork. But convenience is everything.
5. Awesome personalized mug
Remember that picture from that party in ’07? Throw that on a mug at zazzle.com. Trust me everyone will think you are awesome. And you will remember that night for the rest of your life.
4. Old fashioned straw dispenser
Ever been to a Johnny Rockets? You remember that awesome thing that held all the straws? Remember how you couldn’t stop playing with it? Yeah, that thing, put your pencils in it. Boom.
3. Your Ear
Anywhere you go you should have a pencil in your ear. Anytime you need to write something down. Boom. Find something to write on an you no longer have to rely on your faulty brain. Feel good about yourself.
2. Pencil case
The word pencil is in it, it is an obvious top nominee. Yet, it does make you look like a bit of dofus. Even so, there are classy pencil cases out there that you can find. But still do you want to be that guy with a classy pencil case?
1. Your friend’s pencil case
All the convenience of a pencil case, but your friend looks like the dofus. What can I say? Your are a champion.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Top Ten Under 30 Second Clips of "The Office"
5. Oompa Loompa
Andy Bernard went to Cornell.
You don't watch Battlestar Galactica?
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Poor Toby.
Dwight is an Inspiration.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Top Ten Under 30 Second Clips of "The Office" #10 Andy slaps Dwight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poDLjwSmaW0&feature=related
Monday, July 12, 2010
Top Ten Things to do While in Class
10. Pay Attention
Somebody’s paying for it. Might as well. But let’s get serious.
9. Throw the kid that nobody likes out the window
Defenestrate verb, the act of throwing someone or something out the window. The action has its own fancy name, you have to do it; also, you will probably get an A in the course and a date for later that night. Make sure you’re on the first floor.
8. “Go to the bathroom”
You got about 10 to 15 minutes to do whatever you want. Have your friends make you a treasure map if you don’t find it in the time that you are “going to the bathroom” you lose. They win. You lose confidence. You never get a girlfriend. You live a lonely life. Better find that treasure.
7. Get the teacher off topic
After about 2 months of having a teacher you should have programmed into your brain a list of “hot topics”. These are topics that you know your teacher could rant for days about. Dogs, soccer, father clocks, classic monocle assembly, construction, horse radish, sorbet. Mention something and try to connect it to class.
Teacher: Abraham Lincoln gave the Emancipation Proclamation.
You: My dog’s name is Emancipation Proclamation.
6. Carve your initials into the desk
Be innovative, no one has ever done it before. Oh wait, here’s an idea write, “school sucks”. Thought of that myself.
5. Day dream
Get a round trip ticket to lala land. San Juan, Puerto Rico? Sydney, Australia? Miami, Florida? Your brain can take you anywhere. But beware your teacher will probably call on you when she sees you gazing into the distance. When she calls on you make sure you say, “Absolutely,” you will never be wrong.
4. Play “Who would you do?”
Name the top 5 in your class, set up a points system, give yourself points for every time you talk to them. Tell your friends to play too, just make sure they’re not one of the top 5, and if you do, you might lose. And since you were so desperate that you made this top 5 list, you probably will lose. Lose confidence. No girlfriend. Lonely. That whole thing.
3. Stand up and do a flip.
You will gain attention from the top 5.
2. Get Naked
You will be the talk of the whole school for at least a week. Your teacher will probably be so surprised he will not even get mad. I promise.
1.Get the teacher to say the “magic word”
Make a list of ridiculous words when your teacher leaves the room. Vasectomy, E.T. phone home, rusty razor, sharp cedar cheese. Now make the teacher say one, without using the word. If your teacher does say the word, everyone in the class will get up and cheer. The teacher will reaction in one of two ways, he will prod you and ask why you cheered, in that situation you save the honor and integrity of the game, by lying to him. Or your teacher will act like nothing has happened. Either way, you’re awesome.
Friday, July 9, 2010
Top Ten Things to do While doing Laundry
10. Go to the bathroom
The wash normally takes about 25 minutes. If you if have the slightest inclination that you may need to go number 2. Head over to the pooper, your bladder will thank you. And if you make a mess on your self, quickly throw it in the wash. Nice.
9. Floss your teeth.
Your gums look terrible. When the Dentist asks if you’ve been flossing you don’t have to lie anymore!
Doctor: Have you been flossing?
Your Response: Every time I do laundry.
8. Recall how many quarters you believe you’ve used in your entire years of doing laundry.
I’m somewhere between 500 and 1,000. Think about how much money you’d save if you never washed your clothes. Think about how much shunning you would have to endure by being the “Stinky kid”. Good investment.
7. Imagine what it would be like to be a sock in the washer.
Woooooo! Clothing Jacuzzi!
6. Imagine how many socks you’ve lost in the laundry
Between 200 to 400. Think about how much money you’d save if you were more careful about your socks. Think about how many other better things you were doing with your life. Time well spent.
5. Contemplate what it would be like to produce laundry detergent.
I gotta tell ya, I have no idea what this would be like. Yet, I have thought about it in great detail.
4. Make a sandwich
Laundry=Hunger
3. Remember the time in which your mother did all your laundry.
You’d go to school. Your room would be a mess. Clothes everywhere. You come home. Your room was spotless and all your dirty clothes magically ended up back in your closet and draws. Then remember your first time on your own. Waiting for the laundry leprechaun to do his damn job.
2. Remember when the washed clothes in the river.
It was cheaper.
1. Make sure there aren’t any stray quarters under the dryer.
There could be anything under there. Not just quarters. You check and you find a penny. Who brings a penny to the laundry room?
Top Ten Things to do While doing Laundry
10. Go to the bathroom
The wash normally takes about 25 minutes. If you if have the slightest inclination that you may need to go number 2. Head over to the pooper, your bladder will thank you. And if you make a mess on your self, quickly throw it in the wash. Nice.
9. Floss your teeth.
Your gums look terrible. When the Dentist asks if you’ve been flossing you don’t have to lie anymore!
Doctor: Have you been flossing?
Your Response: Every time I do laundry.
8. Recall how many quarters you believe you’ve used in your entire years of doing laundry.
I’m somewhere between 500 and 1,000. Think about how much money you’d save if you never washed your clothes. Think about how much shunning you would have to endure by being the “Stinky kid”. Good investment.
7. Imagine what it would be like to be a sock in the washer.
Woooooo! Clothing Jacuzzi!
6. Imagine how many socks you’ve lost in the laundry
Between 200 to 400. Think about how much money you’d save if you were more careful about your socks. Think about how many other better things you were doing with your life. Time well spent.
5. Contemplate what it would be like to produce laundry detergent.
I gotta tell ya, I have no idea what this would be like. Yet, I have thought about it in great detail.
4. Make a sandwich
Laundry=Hunger
3. Remember the time in which your mother did all your laundry.
You’d go to school. Your room would be a mess. Clothes everywhere. You come home. Your room was spotless and all your dirty clothes magically ended up back in your closet and draws. Then remember your first time on your own. Waiting for the laundry leprechaun to do his damn job.
2. Remember when the washed clothes in the river.
It was cheaper.
1. Make sure there aren’t any stray quarters under the dryer.
There could be anything under there. Not just quarters. You check and you find a penny. Who brings a penny to the laundry room?
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Top Ten things to do at Home Alone
10. Clean Up!
Look around. You’re a slob! If you’re looking up things to do, you have probably neglected your own essential hygiene and the cleanliness of the area around you. Start with the clothes.
9. Perform
You’re home alone. There are no witnesses. You can be anyone you want. And Boom. You’re Justin Bieber. Maybe Will Smith? William Hung? Best part about it, no clothing necessary. The tightier the whities are the better.
8. Rearrange
Need more space for activities? Need new perspective? Move around the furniture and you’ll find space you never would have dreamed of. Who knows what’s behind that couch. The cause of the that terrible smell? That signed Brian Scalabrine basketball card? A fish? A leprechaun?
7. Hone a Skill
“Chicks only like guys with sick skills,” ---Napolean Dynamite. Nuff said.
6. Stretch out
All that time sitting at a desk chair must kill your flexibility. Fact: Woman like flexible guys 64% more than they do unflexible guys. Source: My own prestigious system of educated guessing.
5. Surprise the people who are coming back
So your parents or your wife or your roommate left you for the whole day? This leaves you with a ridiculous amount of time to plan a prank. Or make them hilariously confused. The more permanent damage the prank causes the funnier it is. It’s science.
4. Dress up
Get your head out of the gutter. Everyone has that shirt or that whole outfit that they would never wear in public. Don’t shake your head guy with the gingerbread man suit. Or you with the chicken custom. Especially you with the onesie, I never knew they made those in extra large.
3. Read Something
Sports Section.
2. Plan/Dream
Figure out what you want to do with your life and plan it out. Have fun with it. Save room for that trip to India. And that summer when you’re going to a baseball game in every single major league ballpark with your buddies in an RV.
1. Make lists of things
Rank you favorite Chinese food dishes. Rank your favorite meats. Turkey? Bacon? Marbled meats? Marbled meats. M & M’s! rank your favorite colors. Do they even taste different? I don’t know I normally eat them in handfuls. Handfuls. Rank your favorite fingers. Name them. You’re the one home alone don’t call me desperate.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Top Ten Gulity Pleasure Songs for Guys
10. The Stars are Blind---Paris Hilton
Although music is not the top form of media Paris Hilton is downloaded in, guys knew about Paris Hilton cd and checked out the video on youtube, and then bought it on iTunes later that night and now is in their top 25 playlist.
9. Hit Me Baby---Britney Spears
A blast from the past, but still a guilty pleasure top ten. Britney Spears became a household name from this single and it was not only because females enjoyed young Britney’s singing.
8. Damaged---Danity Kane
P. Diddy’s H-E-A-R-T must have been D-A-M-A-G-E-D when not one of his “Making the Band” creation had a successful single, including Eden’s Crush and Da Band. Until he assembled the group of Danity Kane. Guys new of the six lovely women because of their looks, but then started singing along with chorus in their highest falsetto.
7. Wannabe---Spice Girls
Probably many of our first guilty pleasure song. Scary, Ginger, Baby, Sporty, and Posh, had most of the girls in our 4th grade classes were going wild for the Spice Girls, but secretly the boys in the class loved them equally, if not more (this would include after school conversations on who their favorite member was).
6. Crush---David Archuleta
Archuleta did not win American Idol, but he won our hearts with this pop hit. Not only girls were singing along, male voices were cracking all over the country while trying to singing along with Archuleta.
5. 7 Things I Hate About You---Miley Cyrus
The youngest to make the count down. Miley’s jam had us wondering how the number 1 thing that she hated and loved about her boyfriend could be the same thing. While confused by the lyrics guys sing along anyway.
4. Bubbly---Cobbie Collibat
This is probably the Top Ten Guilty Pleasure Song that guys listen to with their moms. Cobbie’s lyrics gave us tingles that started in our toes and made us crinkle our nose, until we realized it was not her, we were actually light headed from trying to sing too high a pitch
3. Pocket Full of Sunshine---Natasha Beddingfield
The happiest song to make the countdown. Natasha hit us with These Words and Unwritten, but neither of them were as girly as her newest hit, yet guys love her jams just as much as the more manly, yet still pretty girly, lyrics of her brother Daniel.
2. Burnin Up---Jonas Brothers
Joe, Nick, and Kevin, hit us with this guilty pleasure in the summer of ’08. We tried to “keep from going under” and while we knew we were not supposed to enjoy this tune, we knew all the words after the second listen.
1. Leavin’---Jesse McCartney
J. Mac had us wonering where he could find such a junky baseline, could only rythme fly with G-5, and we still don’t know what he means when he says he’s going to “walk it out”. We didn’t seem to mind as we would blast it our cars as we cruised around, and once we got to a traffic light we would slowly turned the dial down.
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