Top Ten Places to put Your Pencil

10. Liquid Measuring Cup

Come on! When are you ever going to actually cook something that requires you to measure liquids? Look at all those pencils on the ground, they want to be organized.

9. Pocket

Ok so putting the pencil in the pocket seems like a great idea. Which indeed it is, but make sure that you do not get bumped in the side too hard, because that will lead to a rip in your pocket and lead in your thigh. Which blows. And is a health risk.

8. Inside jacket pocket

“Oh gosh, where did I put my pencil, does anyone have an extra? Do you have an extra?” Yes you do and you have your pencil tucked neatly in your jacket pocket.

Your response: Why yes I do. (Pulling pencil out of pocket)

Her response: Oh my gosh, thank you soooo much, I totally owe you one.

Yes she does. God you’re smooth.

7. Smallest zipper pocket of your backpack

Convenience. That’s what we’re all about here at TheRealRankings. The more convenient, the more…better.

6. Shirt pocket

This more convenient than you jacket pocket (hence the better score), yet the draw back is that you kind of look like a dork. But convenience is everything.

5. Awesome personalized mug

Remember that picture from that party in ’07? Throw that on a mug at zazzle.com. Trust me everyone will think you are awesome. And you will remember that night for the rest of your life.

4. Old fashioned straw dispenser

Ever been to a Johnny Rockets? You remember that awesome thing that held all the straws? Remember how you couldn’t stop playing with it? Yeah, that thing, put your pencils in it. Boom.

3. Your Ear

Anywhere you go you should have a pencil in your ear. Anytime you need to write something down. Boom. Find something to write on an you no longer have to rely on your faulty brain. Feel good about yourself.

2. Pencil case

The word pencil is in it, it is an obvious top nominee. Yet, it does make you look like a bit of dofus. Even so, there are classy pencil cases out there that you can find. But still do you want to be that guy with a classy pencil case?

1. Your friend’s pencil case

All the convenience of a pencil case, but your friend looks like the dofus. What can I say? Your are a champion.